The Depressing Truth (Brian Sez)
by Darin at N30 24.652, W097 43.644
Oh well, I guess I didn't explain why Bush won the popular vote. Here comes the really jaded analysis:
1. People are dumb and therefore had a closer psychological link to the president who is also dumb. I mean, don't say he's not dumb. Looks dumb. Talks dumb. *IS* dumb. Just like the multi-billion dollar pro-wrestling industry.
2. Latino votes for Bush grew big time because of the evangelical Christianity of Bush.
3. Uneducated people are afraid because they don't understand terrorism and Bush exploited that fear effectively by bringing up 9/11 all the time and claiming we would be all be killed if Kerry were elected. New Yorkers were the ones attacked and killed in the 9/11 attacks, and therefore would have the best excuse for being afraid, but who did they vote for? Kerry. Because they have educations. Lot of them have degrees. Who gave Bush big landslides? All those states that rank low on education scales and voted 90% to prevent gays and lesbians from having civil unions. All those red rural states? Uneducated fools that couldn't even follow Kerry's eloquent talk about his faith.
4. Money. Bush gave like $1000 to every voter in 2001 with his tax break and people liked that. Like dogs given scraps or junkies given a free fix. Ironically massive #s of people who make minimum wage and could have benefited from Kerry, who said in the debates that he would raise the minimum wage a buck or so, voted for Bush because they are uneducated and therefore followed analysis points numbers 1 and 3 above.
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