It's a Good Day to Die
In honor of me having horrible pet-death and family-death nightmares lately -- here's an article to lightens the mood: Check out this 'top 50' list dictating the 'worst ways to die'. Also check out the top 10 'coolest ways to die' on that same page. May I not die on a toilet shot to death with my own gun, please god, I mean it.
Source: Liz, phatree.com