Adventures of Big D, Gilly, and Dobie

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meta-creation_date: 3/12/2006 14:16:20 meta-location: N 30 24.652, W 097 43.644 <p> <a href="http://www.helpingmormons.org/Masterbation.htm">Read this Absoultely Hilarious document with instructions for Mormons to help conquer their masterbation urges.</a> (mispelled in document) Do yourself a favor and read this. It's work safe (all text) but content-wise it's probably not. Here are some of my favorite quotes from the 'Guide to Self-Control' </p> <blockquote> <ol> <li>Never touch the intimate parts of your body except during normal toilet processes.</li> <li>If you are associated with other persons having this same problem, YOU MUST BREAK OFF THEIR FRIENDSHIP.</li> <li>If the temptation seems overpowering while you are in bed, GET OUT OF BED AND GO INTO THE KITCHEN AND FIX YOURSELF A SNACK.</li> <li>In very severe cases it may be necessary to tie a hand to the bed frame with a tie in order that the habit of masturbating in a semi-sleep condition can be broken. This can also be accomplished by wearing several layers of clothing which would be difficult to remove while half asleep.</li> </blockquote> <i>Source: Ramiro, thanks man fantastic work</i>