Error: I'm afraid this is the first I've heard of a "trackback" flavoured Blosxom. Try dropping the "/+trackback" bit from the end of the URL.

Tue, 26 Jul 2005

Spiked Watermelon
Read this article on why you should never eat the spiked watermelon at a party. I put together a short set of excerpts here:

At the party they had this watermelon that had been spiked with vodka. I ate several pieces and didn’t think anything of it. ... The girl may have been good looking, but it’s doubtful, given the extent of my impairment. ... Finally the girl got sick of my shit and went upstairs to bed: it was clear I wasn’t going to perform, but was just going to continue to curse until I puked or passed out. ... “Hey you guys, got any reefer?” ... The wrestling match had straightened me out somewhat. And the presence of cops always put me on my best behavior. ... That’s what I associate most with jail: the monotony, the boredom, the depression.