Hot Ladies Need an ACL Ticket?
by Darin at N30 24.652, W097 43.644
This is hilarious (This is a real craigslist post -- I did not write it)
Click Here if you are InterestedSo its 230 Thursday night and my girlfriend tells me she is sleeping with a friend of mine! Not the thing you want to hear, especially from someone you are going to spend all day with Saturday.
So I sit around for a few minutes wondering how this could have happened, feeling dejected and hurt when it occurs to me, I shouldnt let this girl get to me. She's the one that screwed up. Why am I sitting around feeling bad when I should be seeking revenge sex. Now, I know when your girlfriend sleeps with one of your buddies, the imediate course of action is to have sex with her best friend. Well, this is just out of the question. So, considering the circumstances I think the next best thing is to sleep with the girl I am giving her ACL ticket to!
So here is what I propose. You come by, we'll chat a little, loosen up, have sex, and I will give you a free ACL ticket for Saturday. No obligations, no strings, just help me get back at the ex.
Source: Scottie Dubs
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