Here, you will find a list of one-liners for many personal key events that took place in 2005. Many of these you will not understand, but someone somewhere will -- and he/she will die laughing remembering those good times :) The events are chronological-ish starting in January going to December.

• Amazing Vegan Chemistry
• Why can't the Nuggets ever beat the Spurs?
• Day 1 of Carnavale
• Rio De Janiero and the Underage Tour Guides
• Antarctica desde 1879
• Daniella - "girls girls girls"
• Happy Birthday: Ski Condo, Basketball and Breakups
• Wine 'em Dine 'em 69 'em Wednesdays at Dallas
• Countless Cain & Abel's $1 beers
• A Tale of Two Thompsons at Bonnaroo
• The International FSE Drinking and Skydiving Club
• Yellig - "Gilly, What the Hell?"
• Pink Leather Batman at Katz's
• Sushi Birthday Dinner X 10 anyone?
• The King and I and the search for new bars on 6th street
• West West West we must go West
• Rock Bottom: Bike Money and Lake Charles
• Hitching in Mexico after Dark
• Learning to Surf, loading the van with surfboards, and Lulu's Song
• Never date with Yahoo Personals
• Pudding Wrestling on the Second Date
• Shotgunning Beers on the Guadalupe, and the Search for the Keys
• Liz on the River, Need I say more :)
• Strip Clubs with the Tennessee Twosome
• Before & After: Marsha and the V Marathon
• Brett Goes Bananas
• The ark, the topless girl, and the Speedboat
• San Marin: My two neighbors and a pitcher of margaritas
• Toilets flush two ways in Japan
• Kareoke Nights in and around Chofu
• Chuck, Balki and the Big Trip
• Hot Tub, Pool, Living Room, Patio, Brett's Bathroom, ...
• Pimp Parties and Rodeos
• Before & After: The Don Juan in a Million
• Courthouse Pickup
• Indian Fever
• Ex-girlfriends and Deer Collisions
• Waking up in Boulder with Lesbian Big-Boobed Nurses

I'm sure I missed a few, go ahead and 'Add a Comment' to round out any thing I have forgotten :)