Click here to watch a video about a poor soul with some real asshole friends. They videotaped the whole experience of him and his lottery ticket.

Here, you will find a list of one-liners for many personal key events that took place in 2005. Many of these you will not understand, but someone somewhere will -- and he/she will die laughing remembering those good times :) The events are chronological-ish starting in January going to December.

• Amazing Vegan Chemistry
• Why can't the Nuggets ever beat the Spurs?
• Day 1 of Carnavale
• Rio De Janiero and the Underage Tour Guides
• Antarctica desde 1879
• Daniella - "girls girls girls"
• Happy Birthday: Ski Condo, Basketball and Breakups
• Wine 'em Dine 'em 69 'em Wednesdays at Dallas
• Countless Cain & Abel's $1 beers
• A Tale of Two Thompsons at Bonnaroo
• The International FSE Drinking and Skydiving Club
• Yellig - "Gilly, What the Hell?"
• Pink Leather Batman at Katz's
• Sushi Birthday Dinner X 10 anyone?
• The King and I and the search for new bars on 6th street
• West West West we must go West
• Rock Bottom: Bike Money and Lake Charles
• Hitching in Mexico after Dark
• Learning to Surf, loading the van with surfboards, and Lulu's Song
• Never date with Yahoo Personals
• Pudding Wrestling on the Second Date
• Shotgunning Beers on the Guadalupe, and the Search for the Keys
• Liz on the River, Need I say more :)
• Strip Clubs with the Tennessee Twosome
• Before & After: Marsha and the V Marathon
• Brett Goes Bananas
• The ark, the topless girl, and the Speedboat
• San Marin: My two neighbors and a pitcher of margaritas
• Toilets flush two ways in Japan
• Kareoke Nights in and around Chofu
• Chuck, Balki and the Big Trip
• Hot Tub, Pool, Living Room, Patio, Brett's Bathroom, ...
• Pimp Parties and Rodeos
• Before & After: The Don Juan in a Million
• Courthouse Pickup
• Indian Fever
• Ex-girlfriends and Deer Collisions
• Waking up in Boulder with Lesbian Big-Boobed Nurses

I'm sure I missed a few, go ahead and 'Add a Comment' to round out any thing I have forgotten :)

A sweet tale of revenge:

http://xboxfor100.ytmnd.com

For full effect, be sure you can hear the audio that plays when you open that page... Merry Christmas everybody, and may each of your stockings actually contain an XBox 360.

Source: Ramrio, ytmnd.com

That's right, once upon a time as a junior at CU; I remember forwarding out a link to You're the man now dog.com. I had no idea what it would turn into! It turned into a movement of sorts, the owner of the site started YTMND.com a site hosts and lists all sorts of 'YTMND' pages -- pages like the original with a basic picture (or animated picture) and a looping sound bite playing in the background.

Check out some great YTMND pages!

• Jean Luc Picard
• What is Love! (SNL skit)
• Chewbacca Sings Christmas

Read more about the YTMND movement from this wikipedia definition here.

Source: Keedog, thanks man!

Well its been awhile since I posted, but fear not I got some good stuff for ya now. Who else has lost track of the SNL Celeberty Jeopardy skits, well this one is the most recent one from 2005 and its freakin hilarious. Click here to watch the Trebek-Connery magic all over again, maybe even for the first time. There's a link to EVERY SINGLE episode of celeberty jeopardy on this site as well, so go get 'em guys -- waste your day on jumphook mwahhahahaa

ps - there are some racy ads on the right side of that page, so if you are at work you might want to make the webpage long & skinny unless you want to get some weird looks from coworkers

Source: Ramiro

Check out these finalist photos from a 'This is the last photo ever taken by the photographer' contest! Note that I have no clear indication of the credibility of these pictures, but enjoy nonetheless!






Source: Diya, Thanks!

Source: Mandy, Thanks!

Click here to watch a real-life DUI stop, with a true Texan trying to pass the sobriety tests. Leah sez: Drunk and Talented in Texas; You've got to turn up the speakers for this one. It's pretty damn hilarious.

Source: Leah

This is freaking hilarious. Click here to watch a short section of Scare Tactics where they scare the living hell out of some PETA member. I could watch this over and over again! Source: Ramiro